"Sammy P's Football Betgarr."

Lo Sammy looked o'er weekend slate, P' check football for his bets so great. His pick for Oregon 'gainst Utah? Bet th' teaser six-points, 'tis but a cut. A NFL two-team game to tease Might be a pick the master chose. For wise betters, ne'er be at ease; And Sammy P will set you in pole-se. #sammyp #oregon #utah #nflteaser #sportsrenaissance